Things I hate about myself #1
I lose something everyday. In the past moth, I have misplaced hundreds of dollars worth of jewelry (especially left earrings), electronics, hair accessories, pens/notebooks, purses, and God knows what else.
The thing is, I’m completely aware that I’m about to lose something when I do. I try so hard to remember where I’m about to put it, that I forget. Then I start to put things in absurd locations, like inside of Tupperware, or empty Arizona bottles thinking that there isn’t a way in hell that I’ll forget putting something there. The flaw in this ridiculous ritual, is that I have too many little places to store shit. I can’t keep track of them all- so the whole thing is pointless, and I’m an asshole.
A broke asshole who has gone through 4 iPods, 3 pairs of the same earrings, etc etc…
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